Life or Something Like It: January 2008

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

It remains elusive...

Just FYI, the search words most used for this blog are "beautiful penis." Even the people at Rutgers are trying to find this elusive phenomenon.

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Change...

Thursday, January 10, 2008

Crazy...

Wednesday, January 09, 2008

Something society needs...

Monday, January 07, 2008

A Touch of Class...

Ok.. I have to tell this little story. It hasn't translated to words as well as it happened in my head, but I found it highly amusing and will tell you anyway.

I was at a convenience store a few days ago getting raped by big oil yet again. While I'm leaning against my car, reminiscing of the good old days when gas was .89 cents a gallon I notice the car on the other side of my pump. The older model car had a logo that said "A Touch of Class" Cleaning and Janitorial Services. Okay, whatever, right? Then the driver of the car walks out of the store..... with no shoes on. I had to laugh. Right there in front of everybody. I couldn't help myself, it just came bubbling out. I'm sure I got some strange looks. But none stranger than the look on my face when I saw the janitor with no shoes. Classy, right?

Happy Birthday...

Today is my darling's birthday. Mr. Captain Bo Jangles is 12 years old, 84 in dog years.

I remember the first time I saw him. He was up for adoption at the animal shelter and they put his photo in the newspaper. I had just lost my previous weenie dog Milo and had a disastrous bout with a cat named Bailey (aka Devil Cat Numero Uno). Y'all know I love me some dachsund and he had my heart at first sight. He was about six years old when he came to live with me, was young and thin and spry. And now he's, well, he's not those things anymore. He stills speaks and still loves to eat and sleep. And, really, what else is there?

Then

And Now

The slightly bizarre ramblings of a 20-something living in rural Texas. Dashed with humor, anecdotes of her pets and family, attempts at staving off boredom, you'll wonder how you've been living without this riveting analysis of what is "small town life."

: Name: tanyamoniq; Location: Pittsburg, Texas, United States

Most of the time I'm a laid-back chick; fun-loving, caring, loyal. I'm also stubborn, hard-headed and bitchy sometimes. But, I'm mostly loveable!

I've heard a couple of things over the years that have made me feel vindicated in my not so successful quest for the perfect body. I read a news article covering a dog that attacked a young woman, who happened to be overweight. The dog went for the throat and would have killed its victim save for the fact that she was nicely padded with extra poundage. Therefore, I have decided that I am fat to protect myself against freak accidents such as these. I then came across the statement, "We all get heavier as we get older because there's a lot more information in our heads." So I then decided that I'm not really fat, I'm just extraordinarily intelligent and my head couldn't hold anymore information so it started to fill up the rest of me! That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

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