Life or Something Like It

Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Zookeeper admission broke...

All the animals in the zoo are fine, although I'm not too sure about the zookeeper. I should really think about charging admission, maybe open a concession stand. Of course, then I'd have to do the dishes. I'll have to rethink that one.

So I've pretty much got nothing tonight. I've been sleepy all day so I think I'm gonna go crawl in the bed and snuggle down for the night.

"Overheard in New York" Quote of the Day
Hot 20-something redhead: So that's why you barely said hello when I got back from Mexico?!
Hot 20-something blonde: Uh-huh.
Hot 20-something redhead: You were in a bad mood because your vibrator broke?! (Would put me in a bad mood too!)
--West Village

Labels: pets, sleep

The slightly bizarre ramblings of a 20-something living in rural Texas. Dashed with humor, anecdotes of her pets and family, attempts at staving off boredom, you'll wonder how you've been living without this riveting analysis of what is "small town life."

: Name: tanyamoniq; Location: Pittsburg, Texas, United States

Most of the time I'm a laid-back chick; fun-loving, caring, loyal. I'm also stubborn, hard-headed and bitchy sometimes. But, I'm mostly loveable!

I've heard a couple of things over the years that have made me feel vindicated in my not so successful quest for the perfect body. I read a news article covering a dog that attacked a young woman, who happened to be overweight. The dog went for the throat and would have killed its victim save for the fact that she was nicely padded with extra poundage. Therefore, I have decided that I am fat to protect myself against freak accidents such as these. I then came across the statement, "We all get heavier as we get older because there's a lot more information in our heads." So I then decided that I'm not really fat, I'm just extraordinarily intelligent and my head couldn't hold anymore information so it started to fill up the rest of me! That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

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