Life or Something Like It

Monday, October 08, 2007

I heart Jason Witten...

Holy Shitaki people!!! Did you see that freaking game???? Six interceptions and a fumble from Romo and we STILL won that game!!

Take THAT you low-down, wannabe sneaky Bills bastards!!!!!!!

Labels: Dallas Cowboys, football

Thursday, September 06, 2007

Booo...

Brees got smacked down by Manning. Booo. (Not a surprise, really).

In his defense, he didn't have the protection to get it done. They were on his ass like white on rice.

My kicker Vinatieri rocked, though. He had plenty of field goal opportunities fo' sho'.

It's not over yet, though. I still have Sunday to rack up the points. Right?

Final score, Saints 10 - Colts 41.

P.S. They didn't get spanked like a local team did, Tatum lost to Gilmer 28-71... yes, SEVENTY ONE.

Labels: fantasy football, football, NFL

Fantasies...

NFL regular season opener tonight, Saints vs Colts. I've put all my fantasy faith into Drew Brees. He'd better not let me down.

I love football!!

(And yes, I'm on a blog roll today!)

Labels: football, NFL

Sunday, February 04, 2007

Football and Christmas...

It's the most important football day of the year. And I'm going on record to say that the Colts are gonna win. I'm at least gonna get some yummy munchies out of the day. Actually, I'd better call OleAnner to make sure! :)

There are more Christmas pics up on Yahoo.

Overheard in the Office "Quote of the Day"
Teacher on phone with parent: Mrs. Jones*, I'm not saying Billy* cheated. All I'm saying is he had a sheet of paper with the answers to the test on the floor under his desk, and every few minutes he leaned over and looked at it. And I don't allow that kind of studying.
Bayport, New York
(Much more diplomatic than, "Your kids a fuckin' cheater!" huh?)

Labels: football

The slightly bizarre ramblings of a 20-something living in rural Texas. Dashed with humor, anecdotes of her pets and family, attempts at staving off boredom, you'll wonder how you've been living without this riveting analysis of what is "small town life."

: Name: tanyamoniq; Location: Pittsburg, Texas, United States

Most of the time I'm a laid-back chick; fun-loving, caring, loyal. I'm also stubborn, hard-headed and bitchy sometimes. But, I'm mostly loveable!

I've heard a couple of things over the years that have made me feel vindicated in my not so successful quest for the perfect body. I read a news article covering a dog that attacked a young woman, who happened to be overweight. The dog went for the throat and would have killed its victim save for the fact that she was nicely padded with extra poundage. Therefore, I have decided that I am fat to protect myself against freak accidents such as these. I then came across the statement, "We all get heavier as we get older because there's a lot more information in our heads." So I then decided that I'm not really fat, I'm just extraordinarily intelligent and my head couldn't hold anymore information so it started to fill up the rest of me! That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

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