People Checked out This Gnarley Blog Life or Something Like It: March 2008

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Blog Pick: It's Not Me, It's You...

It's Not Me, It's You...BlogPick


I was going to write about my marriage to the ex-butnottechnicallyex-husband, and even though that statement applies, I decided not to waste my finger strength on something that really doesn't matter any longer. Instead I'm going to do a day in the life of Tanya and the random people I come into contact with.

It's not me, it's you when... I get cranky with the checkout lady at Walmart for adding the weight of her huge boobs to my vegetables.

It's not me, it's you when... I no longer have patience after showing you what and how to do something more than three times.

It's not me, it's you when... You get the finger after speeding up to pass me and then slowing down once you're in front of me.

It's not me, it's you when... After forwarding me 20 meaningless emails in a day, you get a reply that says I'm going to cut off your index finger if you use it to send me one more thing. Ever!

It's not me, it's you when... I am roused from my Sex and the City marathon to answer the phone only to hear... "Hi, I'm calling from ABC Baptist Church. Do you have a church in the area?" "Yes." "Well, we're not trying to pull anyone from their church, but..." "Click."

It's not me, it's you when... When I see you, I smile and wave like a fool even though you swept me out of your life like dirt on the kitchen floor. I will not stoop to your level.

It's not me, it's you when... You don't like me because you are jealous of my computer skills.

It's not me, it's you when... I'm sad because you're stupid.

These all actually mean something specific to me, and in all actuality some of them may BE me but I choose to believe... It's not me, it's you.





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Monday, March 10, 2008

Random thought...

I discovered something about myself today. I do not like room temperature chocolate pudding snacks. They must be refrigerated. Or if it's cook and serve pudding, I like it still warm off the stove.


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